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A Very Bad Thing

Now, I'm not what you'd call mainstream religious, though I do consider myself spiritual. What I do have is a lot of respect for what other people find holy and I'm comfortable having them practice their religion as they see fit, as long as no small children or animals are harmed during filming of the video.

Last year at Girl Scouts, we had a catalog for the Oriental Trading Company and were making a foam cutout Christmas wreath as a troop project. While the little troglodytes were pasting and gluing foam shaped pine boughs to damn near everything within reach, I was having a read through the catalog.

Pretty craft kits really. Sparkly ornaments, things with sequins, little stand up figurines made with Styrofoam, very standard crafty stuff.

Then I found Jesus. As drawn by the creators of South Park. I couldn't adequately describe the horror to John, but luckily, I've found Jesus again. There's just something so startlingly *wrong* about a foam plastic Jesus head stuck in the car window like Garfield, especially when you notice what they're using for the suction cups.

It's no wonder why he looks surprised.

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I don't know why I find this so disturbing, but it haunts me to this day.



Copyright 2002 Adjustable Wench AKA Lisa Salim

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